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What is your quest?:

What is your favorite color?:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

You are:
A) B
B) C
C) D
D) A
E) =mc²

What is the meaning of life? (check all that apply):
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Pie
Pi
A small unassuming rodent.
Someone stole my car keys.


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